If You Are One-Born Rotten
Can we talk?
Joan Rivers (June 8)
You belong to the Fad-of-the-Month Club. You were the first kid on your block to have a hula hoop, a skateboard, or roller blades. You are also the first one to arrive in the Emergency Room with a broken bone, because you refused to wear protective gear. You have a hundred acquaintances but few friends. Probably because you spend half of your time talking behind their backs and the other half making eyes at their lovers.
Gems make good writers, mimics, used-car salesmen, con artists, and magpies. You are also one of the psychic signs, but can’t shut up long enough to practice your meditation exercises.